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Is Today Your Birthday?
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday Dear Stargazer!
Happy Birthday to You!
Your days will be long and fruitful. Just everybody loves your pants off and wants to be around you. Use this to your advantage by making business deals and getting discounts on used cars. Today will be a happy one for you because you were born on this very day.
ARIES The Ram, March 21 to April 20: You like to get out there with the boys, tramping through the woods, quickly understanding the flora and the fauna, making quick-witted remarks about tree fungus, jumping up and down with joy when you see a porcupine. You take unnecessary risk and get angry when your fellow traveler looks at you like you’re nuts. You like to jump too-wide creeks. Beware of your powers and don’t step in the deer poop. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/aries.htm.
TAURUS The Bull, April 21 to May 21: You like to sit under the Yum Yum tree waiting for the world to bring you what you need. Unfortunately, the world doesn’t know you are there. Get up, grab that stranger, and show your loving persistent self. Hide that piece of cake under the sofa pillow until your guest leaves so you can eat it all by yourself. Don’t call your mother and tell her that you love her even if it has been 17 years since you last saw her. Keep her stewing a bit longer. Every day turn your head the other way when you walk past her house. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/taurus.htm.
GEMINI The Twins, May 22 to June 21: Don’t miss that party tonight. No party? Well, get on the telephone and invite the whole town. Get a band and show your youthful eloquent self. Now don’t go off in the corner and say you can’t do this on such short notice. And, damn, get rid of that new wig. It’s not helping your appearance. Something special is going to happen tonight. Don’t you want to know what it is? It will happen at the party (if you invite me). Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/gemini.htm.
CANCER The Crab, June 22 to July 22: It’s over! You’ve got to let go. Let up on your conscious tomorrow. That deal is there for your taking. But don’t let the buggers grind you down. A night on the town with your partner is appropriate tomorrow night. You will have something to celebrate. Let go of my coat. No crying! Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/cancer.htm.
LEO The Lion, July 23 to August 22:It’s time to expand those grandiose plans. Don’t forget China. Stick your nose into your friends business. See if you can’t come up with something for yourself. I know how you’ve been looking at you-know-who. Let yourself go. President Bush is not an idiot. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/leo.htm.
VIRGO The Virgin, August 23 to September 23: You don’t have to dust after your spouse has already dusted. I know your partner has a mole on the neck. It doesn’t matter. Take a walk in the park today and don’t over analyze the squirrels. They do what they do. I’m sorry that Reagan’s son is a Democrat. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/virgo.htm.
LIBRA The Scales, September 24 to October 23: Easy on the Butter Brickle Ice Cream; you must watch your figure or you won’t get to first base with “Dimple Cheeks.” Today would be a good day to take a stroll through the county history museum. Offer to volunteer if they will pay you a good hourly wage. I’m telling you again; the tooth fairy doesn’t come when you’re over 12 years of age. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/libra.htm.
SCORPIO The Scorpion, October 24 to November 22: Remember your childhood dream for success? Now is the time to move full speed ahead. For gosh sakes don’t tell anybody about it until you are sure your dream will come true. You don’t want those slime balls stealing your idea do you? I know how you can get even with Harry; put catsup on his hotdog. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/scorpio.htm.
SAGGITARIUS The Archer, November 23 to December 21: How are you coming on your dissertation on the Red-bellied Green Tree frogs of Korea? No, I don’t think you will be able to convert it to a novel, but knowing you, you will. Stop calling your sister, El Elefante. You know how that hurts her-or do you? When you recover, don’t use your homemade pole for pole vaulting again. Next time you might find that pole sticking out your back (just a joke). Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/sagittar.htm.
CAPRICORN The Goat, December 22 to January 20: Entropy isn’t everything. Come out of it. I heard that one, pretty funny. You’ve found seven new ways to solve Rubik’s Cube? You’re working on a new one? I’ll drop by later. It’s time to go to http://www.astrology-online.com/capricrn.htm.
AQUARIUS The Water Carrier, January 21 to February 19: What’s that you’re working on; a soft-boiled egg de-sheller? Interesting! No more yellow fingers. My mother is fine. She’s your mother too. Why don’t you call her? Yes, I gave to the Salvation Army. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm.
PISCES The Fishes, February 20 to March 20: You can come out from behind the couch now. I want you to go to Newark with me today; now put on your cinnamon outfit with your orange baseball hat and hiking shoes. That’s the way! You gave your toothbrush to a vagrant? Well, use your finger. Go to http://www.astrology-online.com/pisces.htm.
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Tags: advice, astrology, Birthday, future, horoscope, my horoscope, reading, whats in the starsHappy Birthday Leo - It’s Deja Vu - All Over Again
Well of course there is always something disturbingly familiar about getting older every year, but that’s not quite the Deja Vu that I am talking about. This year those Leo’s born before August 13 - will experience the effects of Retrograde Mercury in their Birthday Chart and this will have a major impact on the next Solar year (the year between Birthdays) of your life.
Each year is a new page in life. On the day near your birthday (sometimes a few hours before, and sometimes a few hours after) the Sun returns to the exact degree in the sky where it was when you were born. If you were born at 9 degrees 18 minutes of Leo, then your Solar Return happens in the day, hour and minute when the Sun Returns to 9 degrees 18 minutes of Leo. The entire impact of a Solar Return happens over the course of about 5 days; two preceding the return to 9″18″ Leo and two following it, plus the actual day of the Return.
These 5 days are very powerful and potent. You can - and should use them to set an intention for the whole next year of your life. Take some time to meditate or walk alone and contemplate what you want to do, be and accomplish this year. The influences will be felt for the entire next year of your life. It is as if the Universe has handed you a set of tools and materials and said. “Here are your resources for the next 12 months - do what you can with them.” But of course, it is up to you to use them constructively. We can use an electric saw to build a house, or we can use it to cut down the only bridge into town. The choice is ours.
This year almost all of the Leo’s in the world will feel the impact of the Retrograde Mercury in their Solar Return Chart. This makes it a very unusual and important year for Leo’s. You have been handed a special tool to use this year called Retrograde Mercury. It is up to you how you use it! But there will definitely be a set of experiences that come along with this tool. It is different to use an electric saw than it is to use a set of knitting needles! I can promise you that this is true, since I have used both of these. But don’t underestimate knitting needles - they were the subject of a rather nasty murder fantasy scene on ‘Desperate Housewives,’ and Airlines will no longer allow them on board a commercial flight. So much for harmless fun! In fact it would be easier to smuggle a power saw onto your next flight.
What has this got to do with you? A lot. This year Leo’s have been handed a set of knitting needles. And your thoughts (Mercury) will determine what those needles create. This particular set is kind of boomerang shaped, and will bring things back to you. You know how a boomerang works right? The harder you throw it away from you, the faster and more furiously it returns. This year your thoughts and beliefs will operate in much the same way. People from the past return. Old conversations come back around. And the feelings that you have towards others land back in your own lap. It’s Deja Vu, all over again.
When contemplating writing this message for you I was shown two animals - these are the Totems representing the energy you will confront this year. First is the Mountain Lion - much like your Leo symbol. This is showing me that you must face any fears, questions and issues that stand in the way of you taking a position of leadership. Lead with your heart, find your courage and speak your truth. Issues of power and abuse of power may confront you. Your job is to be a leader, hold compassion (especially for those who attack you) and act with the utmost respect for yourself and all living things. Above all, do not fall into the trap of stooping to the level of petty tyrants - even if they plague you at every turn. Yes, you may very well have to deal with a syndrome that I call PTS - Petty Tyrant Syndrome. The other side of this coin is that by rising above PTS, can can will rightfully magnetize your proper community and tribe of people around you. And there is power in numbers.
The second totem is Raven. This is power, sorcery and magic. Something of great mystery, the unknown and mysticism is possible - in fact it is necessary for you this year. Raven asks you to confront any fears that you project outwardly onto others, and demystify them. Confront your inner demons. Be ready to experience and embrace the magic and mystery in life. A super consciousness experience is very likely, and such a moment will change and open your entire outlook on the world and how it really works. It’s through the looking glass for you my friend! And if Up is Down and down is Left, then what is Right? The only possible answer to that question is: whatever lights up your heart and makes you feel joy, love and courage. The great gift of Raven is to remind you that miracles are everywhere; especially now. Never give up on your dreams or destiny.
So we can boil it down to a few key elements for your year: pride vs courage/compassion and fear vs magic. Living in the realm of courageous and compassionate magic is the sweet spot for you Leo’s for the next 12 months. May tenderness, joy and self-respect rain down upon you this year and bring you the tribe of cubs that rightfully belong in your Lion’s Den!
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Tags: astrology, Astrology Sign, Birthday, Birthday Gift, horoscope, horoscopes, Leo, star sign, sun signWhat George W Bush’s Numbers Say About the Coming Year
Regardless of how you feel about his politics, George W. Bush
is a symbol for America as a whole. He embodies much of what
is both best and worst about us as a people. As Pagans and
Wiccans, we know that as a symbol, those influences that affect
Bush personally, tend to affect us as a Nation. ‘As is above,
so is below’. So; with his 60th birthday coming up next month,
and his popularity at an all time low, I wanted to see what his
Numerology looked like for the coming year.
As a Numerologist, if I want to see what’s in persons future
there are (3) main calculations which I check: their Life
Cycles, their Letters of Transit and their Personal Year.
These values give me a general idea of what might be looming in
their future; albeit requiring some interpretation.
His Life Cycle
George Bush entered his third and final Life Cycle to date in
2003, corresponding with his re-election campaign. The cycle
holds opportunities to work with other people in teams or large
groups (very fitting). He will be very sensitive to the
opinions of other people in this cycle.
His cycle challenge is a reluctance to enjoy life, or to do
something just for fun. He will also have extra difficulties
in expressing himself in this Life cycle.
His Transit Letters
Transit letters are calculated from a person’s full birth name
and are the most detailed predictor of events unique to an
individual. George Bush’s current Transit Letters are ‘RKU’.
They begin on his birthday in 2005 and will change on his
birthday next year in 2007.
The letter ‘K’ indicates times of spiritual inspiration and
unusual events in the president’s life. It marks a time when
his marriage will grow stronger. It can also mark a time of
health troubles. ‘K’ as a Transit letter that will last for
(2) years, so its effects should be felt in the next 12 months.
If reflected on our nation, might this indicate spiritual
inspiration and systemic health problems for our people as a
whole? Will we see surprises and difficulties call us together
to strengthen our relationships?
The letter ‘R’ indicates a time of creative energy and
frustrating delays in the President’s plans. It’s a time for
ambition, powerful feelings and the inner turmoil which goes
with them. ‘R’ as a Transit letter that lasts for (9) years,
the longest time possible. We’re only 3 years into this ‘R’
period, so it will last through his presidency.
Again, on a national scale, could this indicator of ambition
and frustrating delays reflect on us and our feelings about the
war and other policies of our government? If so, I don’t see
this ending during the Bush presidency.
The Letter ‘U’ indicates a time of creativity, but also a time
of poor financial success. The president will need his
confidence bolstered during these years. ‘U’ as a Transit
letter that lasts for (3) years; it’s influence started in 2004
and will end next year.
As a nation, this might be a foreteller of continued economic
woes through the next 12 months. We too are experiencing doubts
in our current direction. The best news I see here is that this
will pass in July of next year.
His Personal Year
2006 is a Personal Year (3) for President Bush. In seeming
contradiction, this indicates a time of happiness and joy.
This is a year of optimism and perceived benefits for him. It’s
also a year in which important decisions should be put off.
Bush should wait until 2007 to make any major policy decisions.
With the mid-term election coming up in November, I expect that
the president and the nation will hold off on any major changes
in the status quo. Expect any changes in the troop levels in
Iraq to wait until next year.
I also believe that as a nation, we too will be filled with
optimism for the rest of 2006. Whither this is a function of
upcoming opportunity for change or a rally of the national
spirit to our problems, the optimism is definitely there.
Finally, although the relationship is imperfect, there appears
to be a definite link between the aspects of George W. Bush’s
Numerology and that of the nation as a whole. As a strong
believer in the power of symbolic magic, I would be shocked if
it were otherwise.
Keith Abbott is the developer and owner of ‘Numerology 4 You’
where you can view George W. Bush’s complete Numerology reading,
along with those of over 600 other celebrities. Visit him on
the web today at
http://numerology4you.com